This is in honor of my birthday last week and my partner and best friend telling me that I am ALMOST 50! I'm fighting it with everything I have, but I love this!! He has nailed it right on the head.
George Carlin's Views on Aging
Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions.
'How old are you?' 'I'm four and a half!' You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five!
That's the key! You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead. 'How old are you?' 'I'm gonna be 16!' You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life . . You become 21. Even the words sound like a cere mony . YOU BECOME 21 YESSSS!!!
But then y ou turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed? You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH 50 and your dreams are gone. But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would!
So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60. You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday!
You get into your 80's and every day is a complete cycle; you HIT lunch; you TURN 4:30 ; you REACH bedtime. And it doesn't end there. Into the 90s, you start going backwards; 'I Was JUST 92.'
Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you become a little kid again. 'I'm 100 and a half!'
May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!!
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Saturday, June 28, 2008
AGING
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Magnetic Bookmarks
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Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Website Card Gallery
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Card Group
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Monday, June 23, 2008
St. George and Les Mis
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Monday, June 16, 2008
Water Bottle Tags
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Thursday, June 12, 2008
Chicken Fajita Recipe
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Timpanogos Caves
My littlest girls were kind of afraid to go in, but 1/2 way through thought it was pretty exciting. There is a story about how one of the caves was found by the guy (Hansen) following mountain lion tracks that went into the cave....I think this is partly what scared them. They did not want to run into any mountain lions!
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Owee!
Ok, talk about an accident ready to happen! While I was merchandising (a fancy word for "stocking") at Costco yesterday, I sliced my finger open on a piece of steel shelving.
I don't know if you have ever had stitches in your finger before, but the worst part of the whole ordeal was definitely the shot! They stick this long needle into the side of your finger at the base...then she poked around a little bit to see if I was still feeling anything! I think she kind of enjoyed it! I returned to work (I was still on the clock by the way!) and helped finish cleaning up before the warehouse opened. Somehow (amazing how news travels!) most of the employees had heard of my mishap and I had to explain several times what the doc had done and how many stitches I had! Thank goodness I have the next 2 days off work, so I can hopefully heal a little bit. At least it wasn't a self-inflicted wound with a box-cutter (I've done that before, too!).
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Tuesday, June 10, 2008
Summer time boredom busters!
I just wanted to share a great idea one of my neighbors has done for the past several years. She has organized a weekly summer field trip. She chooses a weekday and sets a time, say 10:30 a.m. She passes out a schedule at the beginning of summer and anyone who is able and wants to come shows up at a central meeting place (usually our church parking lot)...then we caravan to the activity. Most of the activities are free or low cost and close by. We usually have a bike ride/picnic, visit museums, animal parks and zoos, etc. and end with a water party in August. It gives the kids something to look forward to and mom gets to feel like the good guy for entertaining everyone!
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Monday, June 9, 2008
Happily Married?
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Sunday, June 8, 2008
Kind words...
This is a posting from a gal who ordered from us and has nothing but wonderful things to say! It made my day! Maybe I should hire here for PR or something!!http://www.splitcoaststampers.com/forums/showthread.php?p=9897636#post9897636
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Friday, June 6, 2008
Girls, girls, girls!
Here is a picture of 5 of my 6 girls! Aren't they beautiful?!! The 3 in the center are the ones still at home. I remember when all of my kids were small and I used to think that life was hard with toddlers.....those of you with little ones, my advice is just ENJOY! It only gets harder. :) My mom used to say enjoy every day, before you know it they (the kids) will be gone. It's so true...in the past few years I have gone from having all my kids home to feeling like an empty-nester! I must be getting old.
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